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DeBuseyism
01:03
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Day Job
01:03
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Gerard Van Herk, professor of linguistics
Tony Dewald, master brewer with chic
How about the guys who went the other way
Playing at night slaving by day
Chef Action Bronson, hurt on the job
A blessing in disguise when you long for the mob
Henry Rollins used to work for Haagen Dazs
Santiago Durango now practices law
Other brave souls went the film avenue
Like Claypool, and Elfman, and Mothersbaugh too
Perhaps you too will be embraced by the mob
Until that day comes, don't quit your dayjob
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Life Hack
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Hey, kids!
Drink bleach
Eat glass
It's a blast!
Hey, guy!
Give this a try
Don't ask why
MDMA on your sundae
Hey, friends!
Deep fry your hands
Don't make plans
Just be a man and do the dew
Hey, you!
Eat your shoes
Don't think it through
Questions are for cowards
Vicodin with Mike and Ike
Molly on your sundae
Plan B brunch bean burrito
you can have it your way
Vicks vapor rub in your mojito
Ether in your OJ
Moderation is for quitters
Please reuse your bandaids
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In my dark room on a cloudy day
Despondent words flow just like my tears
It makes my eyeliner run
Time to take my Zoloft
It makes my eyeliner run
I'd like to change brands
But I don't wanna go back to the drug store
The lady at the counter gives me dirty looks
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Ass-id Haus
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MDMA is your friend.
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I wrote this reggae about doing meth
I'd like finish it
But I got this VCR from Value Ville
Gonna take it apart
And forget how to put it back together again
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DeBuseytron
01:12
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White Privilege
01:06
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Shut Up, Yuppie
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There's something you might not know about me
I used to eat gum off the sidewalk when I was three
I thought: "Nothing wrong with sidewalk gum"
The seagulls seem to like it just fine
There's something you might not know about me
I was Gavin from Kids in the Hall on Halloween
People told me, "That's not funny"
It's not funny
To make fun of people with Asperger's
Now I know I shouldn't hang out with twenty somethings anymore
Why is my life an episode of "Curb your Enthusiasm"?
What's wrong with me?
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